Bubba Sparxxx 2.0? Barf.

ahaha! best comment ever! jesus.

Sometimes you can't be hungry for bacon and ward off emoti(c)ons.
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How was it heavy-handed? And how was it was utterly devoid of humour? Wasn't the science teacher showing how farts have methane to his classroom worth a slight smile? What about the "Vodka-Yeah" song or the drug-dealer's scary menace with young Louis juxtaposed with the warm love he showered on his cat, for that…

Fuck Slant and the haters. These were probably the best Louie episodes ever. Junior High as a mythical rite of passage. I'm somewhat speechless, to be honest. Tarkovsky with Fart Jokes.

"The dark vacuum of pre-birth nothingness is a cruel environment, especially for the LGBT community. If I could speak or think I would say we would have to change this. Regrettably, I - unborn Jonah Hill - will have to wait until an egg and sperm fertilize and cast me from this homophobic void before an "I" can even…

I'm afraid you must wear diapers made out pages of Das Capital - for one whole month - if you want your apology to ring true. We will film the whole event, put it up online, then get Slavoj Žižek to add a Lacanian analysis on the symbolic remorse of Marxiphobics (he owes my family a favor).

Kevin Aviance will set all you clock-shucking fother-muckers on the right path: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

This comment is offensive to Marxists and Babies. THOUGHT POLICE! SEIZE HIM!

I'm one lucky camper!

Hertz so good!

Don't forget "Fornication"!

Nice. But you have one too many "Aids" in your quotation. Watch this to atone for your sins: http://youtu.be/6szE_qmzavQ

"Now, as you can see in this map, everybody in this part of western Brooklyn is already dead. Everybody in this part of Brooklyn will be dead by four 'o clock tomorrow."

Let's not forget that Amia, like Pamela, has left Louis to be with her her child(ren) in Europe and, also, possibly reconnect with the estranged father.

Been thinking about Charles Grodin's three-legged dog and I think it's ultimate meaning is best paraphrased by the great Werner Herzog:
"When I saw the [three-legged dog], I knew I would create a grand metaphor — for what, I don't know."

Literal Pete says: "Compared to other things that can happen to you in life, it's really not that crazy."

Heartz and Crazy People: the two most dependable things during this Hurricane Season in New York! Also, Ellen Burstyn really likes it when people have sex.

"It's all true. Except for a few dramatic choices it's all true. I'm not dead. I'm alive. Uhh…and both of my parents were not retarded."

"My Shoes Hurt!"