My cock is a 1,000 yards long

I feel like you were holding back on this one, Sean. You should have gone for the throat.

You let your moment slip away. Sad.

Pop culture? Nah. I spent all weekend working on my arms: http://www.criticalbench.co…

See you at AV Fest, guys!

Your player is shite.

Then Uncle Jesse rides up on his hog

This is more disappointing than the time I saw nude pics of Minnie Driver and her tits were as flat as flapjacks.