Yeah! I mean just watch the series. The novelization really sucks. McDreamy is barely in it.

"… Baby Darth Vader built C3P0 …"

I have $50 riding on Chewbacca being in this movie.

Doesn't Bella have lung cancer rather than a brain tumor?

"full erect"

I'm not going to see it so someone just tell me the Shyamalan twist.

"Harlem Shake" ?

"Gangnam Style!"

It also equates to less than 3% of what I spend on coffee in a year. That scares me a little.

I'm the dirtiest of all foreigners
I think the the concept and the price are reasonable. The $29.95 a year equates roughly to the amount I spend on ironic itunes purchases (most recently Chris De Burgh's Patricia the Stripper).

I should also note that I am a season behind due to living in Australia and only watching the show on DVD because I refuse to let the network fuck me around with timeslot changes.

Salesman?
Uh, Creed works in creepy Quality Assurance, not creepy Sales. I hope someone gets fired over that error.

Stephen Spielberg?
"Stephen" Spielberg is either the best or worst name you could have as a director.

Hugh Grant in Knotting Hill?
I've never seen him in that. I've seen him in Notting Hill. What a coincidence for him to be in two movies so similarly named! Even more amazing, there was a Bill Withers song in Notting hill too! Astounding!