"SATAN’S WRATH is the only band in the world in communication with thy master through ceremonial black magic and necromantic rituals."  If you read it out loud as "thigh master" it's way more evocative.

I used CeeLo's cover of Joni Mitchell's "River" from that Christmas album on the Grocery family annual Christmas compilation.  It's not really a Christmas song, but it says "Christmas" in it and also "snow."  I haven't found a whole lot of interesting Christmas music this year, other than some of the songs on the…

I used CeeLo's cover of Joni Mitchell's "River" from that Christmas album on the Grocery family annual Christmas compilation.  It's not really a Christmas song, but it says "Christmas" in it and also "snow."  I haven't found a whole lot of interesting Christmas music this year, other than some of the songs on the…

Calexico's song was good.  I can't recall what it was called, but it's not one of the usual standards.

Calexico's song was good.  I can't recall what it was called, but it's not one of the usual standards.

How is it supposed to speak for the trees if it's all infected?

How is it supposed to speak for the trees if it's all infected?

Chiropractors put you in a big iron cauldron with carrots and try to eat you?  I'm surprised they get away with that.

Chiropractors put you in a big iron cauldron with carrots and try to eat you?  I'm surprised they get away with that.

That was a weird song, I couldn't really figure out the lyric, but I liked the bass and that one drum part.

That was a weird song, I couldn't really figure out the lyric, but I liked the bass and that one drum part.

Jarvis gets a lifetime pass just for the BRIT awards thing.  Also, why isn't he allowed to say "screw" in this video?

Jarvis gets a lifetime pass just for the BRIT awards thing.  Also, why isn't he allowed to say "screw" in this video?

I'm on my way out the door to vote for what'shisname!

I'm on my way out the door to vote for what'shisname!

I still listen to the "Backbeat" soundtrack once in a while.  There was some good stuff on there.

I still listen to the "Backbeat" soundtrack once in a while.  There was some good stuff on there.

Do you want to buy a bath salt?

Do you want to buy a bath salt?

We are always what our situations hand us.  It's either cancer-aids or firsties.