Terrific, now I've got people walking past my office wondering why I'm saying "Dan Daiquiri Aykroyd" over and over again and giggling.

My name is Isaac Horowitz, I'm a male witch, a warlock, but my mother wanted me to be a doctor.  

@avclub-92a4841c9f86965effbc29fa6eae9f77:disqus Can't respond to your response, but regarding the Silver Bowl Vegas shows, there were very few things more weird than Jerry in shorts.

Speaking of the hierarchy, I went with a bunch of guys to see Furthur or Other Ones or whomever they are this time around at the Hard Rock in Vegas last fall.  Paid extra for a reserved table on the side rail and these two guys come over and start testing sound levels and raising mic stands in front of us.  We told…

I was walking around the parking lot at some Dead-related show a couple of years ago and got the "narc" cough from a wookie.  I asked the guy if didn't think it would be more effective if the narcs looked more like him, but he was positive the police were trying to trick him by sending middle-aged white guys with…

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Yo man, where's the supervisor at?

Brooklyn (Owes the Charmer Under Me)

"who has a friend named Melanie?/Who's not afraid to try new things?/Who gets to spend her birthday in Spain?/Possibly you, Janie runaway"

There are a million sneaky Steely Dan lyrics but my absolute favorite is, "The weekend at the college didn't turn out like you planned."

Me: cannister
Gideon: pipe

Every last Craig C.?

I vote we have some more ads for that stoner movie starring Natalie Portman's ass.

It's the best day ever!

Isn't James Spader looking an awful lot like Pulp Fiction era Christopher Walken?

"Ingrid Bergman" and I disagree and I'll say so as soon as we get back from Stromboli.

Lobsters, I'd buy you a drink if I only could.

"And furthermore, the women all were beautiful and the men stood straight and tall."

Hold it, hold it. What is this? Are you trying to trick me? Where's the sports? 
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Is this a kissing book? 

That's what I always thought I heard, that or "love-war-kill-hate."