If ya sold all the stuff in the room and then ya deducted for overhead, what wouldja net?

I'm somewhat confused as to whether Lobsters is stating an opinion or quoting Mike Love.

I've always loved her vocal on the Smithereens' "In A Lonely Place." 

Have to disagree.  There's palpable excitement in "River Deep" that's hard to match.

Just to add a couple to the excellent lists already posted:

I always assumed that at least part of it was about oral sex, because of the oboe vs. guitarist thing.

Take No Prisoners works pretty well as Lou's apparently stream-of-consciousness version of Storytellers.  "Walk on the Wild Side" is a great example because he stops every couple of lines to talk about Holly, Sugar Plum Fairy, Jackie, Little Joe and Holly.

Kevin Smith is the bass player in Metallica?

I'm pretty sure there's a difference between blaming a victim and alluding to the victim's profound lack of common sense.

You may call me Hannah or you may call me Miley
 

" … which are shaped like a trapezoid or something."   Classic.

The comments gods won't let me respond to your post in order. There's absolutely nothing wrong with liking Justin Timberlake's music.  My comment was directed at the tone of the article.

Can I suggest that perhaps adult males, straight or gay, who write gushy articles about attractive male Top 40 singers probably should be embarrassed?

A retired special ops guy, now living life as a professor/mid-level diplomat uncovers a conspiracy involving the highest levels of government.  The conspirators get wind of this and kidnap the woman he loves.  This really pisses him off.

It's legendary, at least on LI and in the city.  Sundays at the Boardy Barn.  Whew.

Death? My, Misadventure?

Run-DMC

"Wait, we're tilting to my right or your right?"

"The New York Dolls stole this shade of lipstick from the Shangri-La's.  We're taking it back."

Stephen Colbert's speech at the National Press Club strikes me as the point where the U.S. press and maybe even regular folks finally started to leave the post 9/11 mindset of "watch what you say" behind.  The media were initially dismissive and "disappointed" by the speech, bout ultimately they had to recognize the…