Sorry Zach, er, Zack— I patiently waited for you to respond to Tasha's cute retort to your (brillant) post; but when you wandered away to other topics, I took it upon myself to return the volley. Got your back, man.

Coyote Ugly
I was at the C.U. in Chicago (my first visit to such a big city) and when some Kid Rock came on the system, the place got jumpin' — with nary a hint of irony to be found. I thought I was in a strip club outside Council Bluffs or something.

I'd hit it
To: Tasha
From: Zach Handlen

Maybe you were right
'Cause you had to listen to a lot of stuff about Flav being a man of small stature and so very black . . . and Lisa Lampanelli doing black guys, and Bridgette Nielson having an abnormally large vagina, and Carrot Top being well, um, Carrot Top.

comedy, thy name is patton
Nabin, I normally wholeheartedly support your little Quixotic pop-culture hunger strikes, but by boycotting the Flav roast you missed Patton Oswalt referring to Roastmaster Katt Williams as the "pimp in a thimble (or was it teacup?), lashing his bitches with a daffodil stem."

Jes
Wasn't it cool when Jes clocked Lacey in the powderpuff football game? For that one moment, when Lacey limped off the field, all was right in my world.

Bad movie, but
Amy Brenneman and Maria Bello are hotties.

Chabert, L
When I first saw her on Party of Five,I really liked her . . . in a creepy way. Thing is, I still like her to the point that Nabin's tease about her titties had me a postin for more. <pleased I'm not a pedorest, after all> Thanks AV Club!

Lacey Chabert's breasts
Don't play coy with us, Nabin. Tell us about the mammeries, pronto.

improved by sax
Into the Mystic by Van Morrison. Top that, bitches.

taint
Another good pseudonym for the taint is the NOW. it gives new meaning to the line from the song that goes, "who's kissing her now?"

Z TO THE MF
Zodiac is the greek chorus of these message boards BUT even he enjoys his balls licked by those involved in miscellaneous motherfuckery. . .

wowza
I think Proactiv needs to sever ties wit da diddy. He's by far their most clownish pitch man— and that's saying something. It's not like they have a treasure trove of talent over there, I'm just sayin.