i saw some standup ask that question (drunk drivers surviving crashes) and his answer basically was that car safety is made and graded using crash test dummies, when in an accident thats basically what actual drunks are. don't know if the science on it is right (prolly not) but it honor of mr colbert…it certainly…

darkwing was great until they made it too slapstick what with the anvils and everything. after goof troop and bonkers(?) came on all the cartoons converted to stupid slapstick buffoonery. for that reason i still hate goof troop with all of my being…

i have uverse after way to many dissapointments with that shit storm that is twc. i have to say, uverse's dvr, the speed of which channels load, nfl red zone and the hd in general are the top of the heap when it comes to pluses…but not having mlb network, bbc america hd and amc hd are def on the negative sides.

curse of the celebrity 3's continues!!!
gary coleman, dennis hopper, now blanche! sad to see her go…

does norm's show have anything to do with that comedy western he was talking about?

doesn't sprite have alcohol in it? like .02% or something ridiculous like that? thought there was a colbert report on recently that shed some light on the subject…

maybe desmond is gonna get everyone to come over to the alternate reality - the matrix if you will - with an offer of free t-shirts…anyone think actually thats what hes gonna try to do? try to get everyone over to the alternate side? the side that there is no MIB to murder them all? give up our world to smokey and…

Selleck Waterfall Sandwich is hilarious. i dont know how anyone cant love him blowing away a bologna sandwich with a shotgun…

the 3rd was alright…the main thing i remember about it is being exhausted at the end…

not of note. thats why they are looking so much into him…he's wanted to for a long time apparently and this series is in much need of a personal passion/something to prove project for someone (3rd sequels that are any good? anyone?)

ive read ppz without knowing a single thing about p&p…after getting through the style and having to re-read a few paragraphs because of it, i found it to be quite good, made me laugh a few times, made me groan a few times too, but overall thought it was a good time.

yeah, time to move on…
although james franco's lil brother was pretty funny.

Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!

"take it down a notch clive"

just call me clive…
this whole scene had me laughing. from clive saying "i get things to make noise…" and "i respect her too much…"

"FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT IN THE PARKING LOT!!!" i believe were the words. and nice semi save for kutcher when grohls mic was not turned on or whatever.

the sports team from my area is superior to the sports team from your area

when tasha recommended that interview with harlan ellison and his 3 questions i thought of that andrew wk interview almost instantly. so so great. the dude is a nut with alot to say. kinda weird when you see that half of his first cd has party in the title…

new location?
where all old jersey boys and girls go when they fade into oblivion. Florida. (Miami)

You cant roll Jack Bauer for 5 mil!!!
i thought that was a pretty great line.