I want deep human history.

What about When Harry Met Sally? It's pretty damn good.

deep breakfast
The relaxation music is Deep Breakfast, by Ray Lynch. My dad used to listen to it all the time circa 1985. Hearing that come on I felt like Proust with his madelines.

"Think we should try some of that kissin', Bert?"

an easy a
I think this is the best album to come along in quite a while. The songwriting and musicianship is much better than your typical indie fare.

mixed message
I've always thought of pants with words written across the back as little more than excuses for people to stare at asses. These pants appear to say "you're not getting any, but take a good look."

I'll say this much…
The most wanted song is better than the least wanted song.

I appreciate Tom Waits on a much deeper level than you

whoops, i meant for that last link to have this at the end of it:

No. To clarify:

iwo jima
Does Scott Tobias really believe the debunked assertion that the Iwo Jima flag-planting photo was staged?

barney-addled kids of today?
FYI, Barney & Friends premiered in 1992, 6 years before Babe: Pig in the City.

definitive cannibalism
Stranded is the definitive re-telling of the Uruguayan rugby disaster? Didn't anyone read the book Alive? I thought Alive was A quality (though I thought the movie they made of it was B- at best).