Excellent.  You have truly earned this golf clap.

It's decent.  But it could have been better, and pretty easily. 

But this is the FIRST ONE.

That's what is SUPPOSED to make the song funny, yes.

Lost was legitimately pretty deep, it's just that they got to a point where the mythology and intertwining backstories were basically all exhausted, and people were expecting one more layer underneath that didn't exist and never arrived.  If you review what they actually did on the show, there was quite a lot to it…

I just like him better when he's writing pretty songs and not wrapping himself in a protective blanket of irony and nonsense (of the literal variety, as in, the lyrics to 90% of his songs).  It's got nothing to do with "deep" because I got over that shit about 20 years ago.

Murder your friends, find new ones who aren't such judgmental pieces of shit.

GOOD ONE

I prefer to see her dressed up in a very revealing sheer top.  (Google it, kids)

"Shut the fuck up, all of you."  - Everybody

Riley probably is worse, but basically they're the same character: the bland, handsome, nice guy brought in as a romantic interest for the hero after she breaks up with the moody bad boy with whom she had 1000% more chemistry.

I can pretty well guarantee you that this particular reviewer prefers Sabbath to Vampire Weekend in general, but may prefer the latest VW album over the latest BS album, if that makes sense.

You are the maddest pile of mad I've ever talked to.  Not that serious, fella.

I've just been assuming Dick is in.  (Ba-da-BOOM!)  Not sure why it's taking so long to work out his deal, but he has to be involved. 

Vinnie Van Lowe or GTFO

You're worse than the people who liked Riley on "Buffy."

You didn't ask anything, actually.

I hope they murder lots and lots of people together, for a long, long time.

Things that "may or may not" be in a character's future is the opposite of spoilers.  A spoiler only concerns things that definitely are, or definitely are not, in a character's future.  So unless you have confirmation that Arya attends a Braavosi assassin school in the next book, I'm not sure what the complaint is;…

It means we saw the exact point at which he finally broke.  This isn't complicated.