What part of my lazy one-line snark suggested I'm at all interested in "working" to find out "facts"?

"At Metacritic, it’s the only one of his five features with an overall negative score…"

Class.

De Niro also frowns like a motherfucker.

@avclub-4cce0644e37052e4c750f194dd5cccfd:disqus  I'm not sure who you're replying to, but if it was me, you missed the point.

I'm taking a stand on that one.  I'm tired of the constant moving-of-goalposts with regard to offensive words.  Retarded is a fine and accurate word for describing persons with certain mental deficiencies, such as Down's Syndrome, or whatever is wrong with Ryan Lochte.

Tardar Sauce?  That's a dumb name.

Get a room, you two.

I agree.  This trailer looked wretched and that scene in particular is a major laugher.  I feel confident that this movie is not worthy of a B.  I seldom make such pronouncements about movies I haven't seen, but… well, there it is.

I'm also pretty fond of this one: http://www.imdb.com/title/t…  Not sure it's better than "The Lost Boys" but it's probably on the same level of cheesy goodness.

Best vampire film of the 80s?  Cough cough: http://www.imdb.com/title/t…

Sure, he's helped a lot of young kids learn important lessons.  On the other hand, he convinced most of those same kids that Jar Jar is funny and Greedo shot first.  So I'm still comfortable with my desire to murder him.

"Jelly beans!  GAY PANIC!" - Dawes

It's almost like it's some sort of fictitious tale and not a documentary filmed in real time!

For a METAL band.  This is a genre where the following are not just acceptable lyrics but are actually part of an certified classic album:

Hey, I'm here to help.  Except sometimes I'm also here to be a huge douche.  You figure it out!

@avclub-b7ee6f5f9aa5cd17ca1aea43ce848496:disqus  I am actually pretty selective in my Rush listening.  I like the few albums around their classic rock radio peak: "Moving Pictures," "Permanent Waves," that sort of stuff.  When they were more earnestly proggy I found them irritating, and their really early material as…

No.  His job is to know music, not grammar.

:/

You know what's weird?  I enjoy Geddy's dumb voice, but years ago I noticed that Gwen Stefani (particularly on early No Doubt stuff) sounds like a female, slightly punkier Geddy Lee, and it made No Doubt unlistenable for me.