I know they had prototype shells, but the vast majority of cannon-based warfare was just firing solid objects (and occasionally random, non-explosive junk) into stuff that would be suitably destroyed by it.

Jason Alexander hair explanation: http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs…

Wife & I noticed that too.  He always looks disturbing and weird when "The Soup" goes on the road.  I don't know if it's lighting, make-up, or a combination of both, but it's really disconcerting.

Cannonballs do not explode.

She raps like a mildly cooler and female-ier member of Barenaked Ladies.

Obviously you've never delved into the world of racist underground metal.  http://bp3.blogger.com/_XRM…

My wife's campus was locked down a couple weeks back because someone spied a man with a weapon that may or may not have actually been a musical instrument case.

He predicted he would be banned and thus pre-empted his own existence.

They sound like Blue Oyster Cult, non-good division, now.  I kinda liked the first album but meh.

Why thank you!

I never did get around to buying anything by that band.  I ought to.  The samples I heard sounded very good, but by the time I was aware of them I was getting a bit tired of retro Swedish stuff (which isn't exactly all they are, but they certainly owe a debt to it).  Somebody give me one of their CDs for free, thanks…

MAN, it took a lot of scrolling to find this.

Also, HUELL is death-proof.  Motherfuckin' HUELL.

I don't think Saul's death-proof; I'm just saying it's hard to imagine a scenario where they would want to kill him, unless purely for some black-hearted comic relief.  He's not a significant or sympathetic enough character that his death would really mean anything to the audience, unlike basically all the other…

No idea.  Don't puncture my unfair generalizations!

The most minor spoiler ever.  I don't think anybody's really expecting Saul to end up dead.

Flagged for completely needless spoilers

You forgot to put a decimal in front of the 7.

You think of a death metal band (one of the prototypical death metal bands) when you're trying to envision hardcore vocals?  Odd.

Page Hamilton, bitch.  (The "bitch" isn't an insult toward you, it's actually his name suffix, like Junior.)