See, you would think that me finding a good burger restaurant (or hell, Five Guys) would stop me from ever going to McDonald's.  But strangely, it does not.  They occupy two entirely different niches in my craving categories.

I still like Twinkies.  And other Hostess crap that ought to taste bad, but my mouth tells me tastes delicious.  I can't believe they're shutting down - they occupy an entire end cap at most of the grocery stores I go to (non-Whole Foods division).

I still like Twinkies.  And other Hostess crap that ought to taste bad, but my mouth tells me tastes delicious.  I can't believe they're shutting down - they occupy an entire end cap at most of the grocery stores I go to (non-Whole Foods division).

@avclub-6422e3b9b5a4d5582042acbf6096cb8d:disqus Considering the aesthetic Albini trumpets though, isn't that a strange stance to take?  Natural talent and refined skill aren't exactly necessary components of the many bands Albini has been in or produced.  Though I guess they're not "hiding" it in the same sense.

@avclub-6422e3b9b5a4d5582042acbf6096cb8d:disqus Considering the aesthetic Albini trumpets though, isn't that a strange stance to take?  Natural talent and refined skill aren't exactly necessary components of the many bands Albini has been in or produced.  Though I guess they're not "hiding" it in the same sense.

Pretty much.  This was more fun to read because Albini is a fun crank who speaks with some intelligence and at length.  Though sadly he doesn't really attempt to dissect why he hates autotune - he seems to assume that 1. it just sucks sonically, or maybe sucks because its original function makes it inappropriate for…

Pretty much.  This was more fun to read because Albini is a fun crank who speaks with some intelligence and at length.  Though sadly he doesn't really attempt to dissect why he hates autotune - he seems to assume that 1. it just sucks sonically, or maybe sucks because its original function makes it inappropriate for…

Rifftrax Twilight was genius - I didn't realize they did the other ones too.  I may have to end up watching them all now, dammit.

Rifftrax Twilight was genius - I didn't realize they did the other ones too.  I may have to end up watching them all now, dammit.

"probably"

"probably"

Same here.  If the whole show was as good as this I'd be a raving fanboy for it.

Same here.  If the whole show was as good as this I'd be a raving fanboy for it.

"Way too many cuts" is what the show usually does, IMO.  This was much more sure-handed and purposeful direction, even if it was rather show-offy and filled with maybe too many distractingly weird shots.  I usually find the direction on AHS to be a weird mishmash of pedestrian and pointlessly nervous and faux-artsy;…

"Way too many cuts" is what the show usually does, IMO.  This was much more sure-handed and purposeful direction, even if it was rather show-offy and filled with maybe too many distractingly weird shots.  I usually find the direction on AHS to be a weird mishmash of pedestrian and pointlessly nervous and faux-artsy;…

If that was a C-, the rest of the series has been an F.

If that was a C-, the rest of the series has been an F.

Too much work to write it.  Too much work to read it.

Too much work to write it.  Too much work to read it.

The correct answer is "Jesus Christ Pose," and it's not even close.  That song is a monster.