Best New Show? I'm calling it - Napoleon Dynamite. The country will be gripped with Jon Heder Fever just like it was 2004!

Yeah, I can understand if the Simpsons ended after season 9. But in no way shape or form is that episode near the worst when you take into account the past decade.

I will cut off your face.

The Principal and the Pauper is so unfairly maligned it's ridiculous. It's a comment on how stubborn fans of the show are. Oh yeah, and it's still really really funny. There are at this point, literally hundreds of Simpsons episodes that are worse.

The phantom flame came from his ass. Mystery solved.

Looks like a Good Old Fashioned Piece of Shit.

Star Wars? More like Star Bores.

This news gives me the blues.