I'm taking a step backward from these guys, and starting a Kickstarter to help me get laid to maybe produce a kid. Anyway I figure I need about $200 and I plan to give awards to backers in the forms of letting them smell my fingers afterwards.

And the second biggest laugh came from the next episode when Sophie said Mark called that one lady a knucklehead because he was going to knuckle her head in or something like that

Mark ripping the head off the chicken was maybe the hardest I've laughed at a tv show

I love Unbreakable, and I will defend it to the end of my days.

No wonder he was missing from the Oscars in memoriam

I HOPE YOU LEAVE A HOLE FOR MY FIST BECAUSE I'M GONNA RAM IT INTO YOUR STOMACH AND BREAK YOUR GODDAMN SPIIIIIIIIIIIINE

"Redrum Redrum… also I ate the last fudgesicle"

Game of Thrones is put on a list just above Girls? Girls??? Wow you guys are resorting to straight up trolling these days huh.

Game of Thrones is put on a list just above Girls? Girls??? Wow you guys are resorting to straight up trolling these days huh.

I hope everyone in the office is ok, no one overdosed on smugness right?

I hope everyone in the office is ok, no one overdosed on smugness right?

The thing about the Principal and the Pauper is despite the obvious story msistep the episode is full of some classic jokes

The thing about the Principal and the Pauper is despite the obvious story msistep the episode is full of some classic jokes

So acting is a job that if you're unhappy you can't complain huh. Just shut up and do what your told. Thanks Obama

So acting is a job that if you're unhappy you can't complain huh. Just shut up and do what your told. Thanks Obama

Just saying if you start writing a character badly, don't be too surprised if the actor has a problem with it.

Just saying if you start writing a character badly, don't be too surprised if the actor has a problem with it.

"Who could forget the Old Navy uprising of 2012, that tore our country apart."

"Who could forget the Old Navy uprising of 2012, that tore our country apart."

Can't say I really blame him, I really disliked the direction they took his character after season 1, where he inexplicably became the villain of the show