This is some interesting formatting. Is this a comment or a poem?

Well there is all that in game advertising for Faygo in the Uncharted games

I would have preferred these hard facts you pull out of your ass to your goofy metaphor

Thanks for pointing out the fundamental problem with gaming reviews, you can't deviate from the norm without being attacked. It speaks to the immaturity of the fanbase as a whole. Notice how that behavior isn't really present in movie book r music reviews.

Also I insist on defending it because up until now this site was free of whiney video game nerds. Now you guys come along and cry all over the site

Eh I'm bored, why do you insist on bashing it?

or conversely maybe you need to play it longer and perhaps you'll find what the reviewer was talking about

My friend played that beta and said similar things about the controls

Yeah this site has a little more integrity than Gamespot so I think his job is secure

Well he's played it where as you have not so he's got one up on ya in the credibility department

I'll bite, so you're goin with the old "this guy sucks at the game" line? You really took the time to register just to type that old cliche?

my head hurts

Yeah who are these nobodies? And what is this Onion paper all the articles sound fake!

Ha GAYV Club, who writes your material?

The AV Club has lost a lot in your one day on being a registered user

You're fighting a losing battle Mojo. In the world of video game nerds there's no such thing as subjectivity.

Welcome to the internet

You know who's a really good person to tell you that? Yourself, so play the game and make up your own mind

Whoah this is a pretty big discrepancy, it's almost like the reviews were written by two different people!