" Save your lies for something other than hamsters."

I'm stoked to see how it turns out.

I'm stoked to see how it turns out.

One day O'Neal caught Sims trying to write a newswire.

One day O'Neal caught Sims trying to write a newswire.

"Are we gonna finish the hearts game, Dad?"

"Are we gonna finish the hearts game, Dad?"

That's a good choice.  I'd go with that or Frank Ocean - Pyramids.

That's a good choice.  I'd go with that or Frank Ocean - Pyramids.

★ ✶ ✪ S U B T E X T ✪ ✶ ★

★ ✶ ✪ S U B T E X T ✪ ✶ ★

I think that 2016: Obama's America is probably the closest we've gotten to that, since it's full of conjecture about the next four years.  It's a "documentary" though, so not nearly as entertaining as what you're proposing.

I think that 2016: Obama's America is probably the closest we've gotten to that, since it's full of conjecture about the next four years.  It's a "documentary" though, so not nearly as entertaining as what you're proposing.

What about Obama!?

What about Obama!?

Consider me intrigued, @avclub-e576423831e043f7928d9ac113abbe6f:disqus !  We must order    several thousand of these weapons at once.  Then I suppose we'll need to erect a structure to hold all of them, and hire people to distribute them to the public.  Maybe we can just loan them out for short increments, so that…

Consider me intrigued, @avclub-e576423831e043f7928d9ac113abbe6f:disqus !  We must order    several thousand of these weapons at once.  Then I suppose we'll need to erect a structure to hold all of them, and hire people to distribute them to the public.  Maybe we can just loan them out for short increments, so that…

That Sharkified Free Willy fantasy segment was the funniest thing Bob's Burgers has done this season.  This was a really excellent episode all around.

That Sharkified Free Willy fantasy segment was the funniest thing Bob's Burgers has done this season.  This was a really excellent episode all around.

@avclub-de584085097dbcc290d237ea48ccd97c:disqus : Can these "books" you speak of bite the testicles off of people I dislike?