@avclub-de584085097dbcc290d237ea48ccd97c:disqus : Can these "books" you speak of bite the testicles off of people I dislike?

I am completely okay with my tax dollars being spent to train ball-eating jackals.

I am completely okay with my tax dollars being spent to train ball-eating jackals.

Saw Argo with my dad at a second run theater.  I thought it was extremely well done, I liked that Affleck aped the filming style of that era.  His acting/direction was very solid, and between this and The Artist it seems like John Goodman is always great as a behind the scenes Hollywood type.  It was nice that they…

Saw Argo with my dad at a second run theater.  I thought it was extremely well done, I liked that Affleck aped the filming style of that era.  His acting/direction was very solid, and between this and The Artist it seems like John Goodman is always great as a behind the scenes Hollywood type.  It was nice that they…

Mr. 33rdDegree disagrees.  And lives in Canada, and is totally real OK.

Mr. 33rdDegree disagrees.  And lives in Canada, and is totally real OK.

I'm going to catch Argo and Sinister at the free second run theater on the military base in my hometown, and mainline several episodes of MST3K.  I'd like to see Lincoln with my dad, but my hometown's single, shitty, run-down first run theater's two screens will be occupied with showing Breaking Dawn Part 2 and Rise…

I'm going to catch Argo and Sinister at the free second run theater on the military base in my hometown, and mainline several episodes of MST3K.  I'd like to see Lincoln with my dad, but my hometown's single, shitty, run-down first run theater's two screens will be occupied with showing Breaking Dawn Part 2 and Rise…

The Avengers was a very short time ago, dude.

The Avengers was a very short time ago, dude.

Z is definitely a brutal film.  It fills you with so much hope, gets you to believe in the possiblity of human decency winning out over corruption and tyranny, and then it just has to slam you down like that at the end.  We watched it a few months ago for my cinema class, and that would have to be the most subdued…

Z is definitely a brutal film.  It fills you with so much hope, gets you to believe in the possiblity of human decency winning out over corruption and tyranny, and then it just has to slam you down like that at the end.  We watched it a few months ago for my cinema class, and that would have to be the most subdued…

Finally caught Moonrise Kingdom via Redbox, since I didn't get a chance to see it when it was briefly near me this summer.  I really enjoyed it, especially the performances and the camera work. The entire setting was so well realized too, I was blown away by the attention to detail. I had never seen a Wes Anderson…

Finally caught Moonrise Kingdom via Redbox, since I didn't get a chance to see it when it was briefly near me this summer.  I really enjoyed it, especially the performances and the camera work. The entire setting was so well realized too, I was blown away by the attention to detail. I had never seen a Wes Anderson…

I think that this might not be the best show for you.

I think that this might not be the best show for you.

Agreed.  Didn't manage to catch it when it played in my city, finally caught in via redbox.

Agreed.  Didn't manage to catch it when it played in my city, finally caught in via redbox.

I JACK OFF EVERY TIME I SEE ANDRE BRAUGHNER GLOWER AT AN INSUBORDINATE SEAMAN