I love how everyone rags on Lobsters just because he's the one conservative here (other than me). Liberal Groupthink at it's finest.

I love how everyone rags on Lobsters just because he's the one conservative here (other than me). Liberal Groupthink at it's finest.

Maybe if you idiots ever figured out The Crusher Reborn was a gimmick OF A GIMMICK i wouldn't be nominated.

Maybe if you idiots ever figured out The Crusher Reborn was a gimmick OF A GIMMICK i wouldn't be nominated.

Nixon's America kicked ass. He kept those damn hippies in line and got us out of Vietnam at the same time.

Nixon's America kicked ass. He kept those damn hippies in line and got us out of Vietnam at the same time.

This seems as good a place as any:

This seems as good a place as any:

Dude, you're right. Here's the unedited version:

Dude, you're right. Here's the unedited version:

I'm not a gimmick account. Perhaps you're confusing me with the other variations of "The Crusher" that I have posted under in the past, which WERE gimmick accounts. The only one I actually registered was The Crusher Reborn.

I'm not a gimmick account. Perhaps you're confusing me with the other variations of "The Crusher" that I have posted under in the past, which WERE gimmick accounts. The only one I actually registered was The Crusher Reborn.

And I pull out my baretta….

And I pull out my baretta….

Aren't people a little bit tired of this hipster mopey-hope stuff? THe music industry really needs to grow back it's balls.

Aren't people a little bit tired of this hipster mopey-hope stuff? THe music industry really needs to grow back it's balls.

4) Celebrities at wine tasting parties being all smug because they're so progressive and voted for Obama

4) Celebrities at wine tasting parties being all smug because they're so progressive and voted for Obama

*yawn*

*yawn*