Multiple SPOILER ALERTS for the article above (in the event anyone bothers to read the article).

She said I wasn't lewl-worthy. Wouldn't waste a lewl on me!

I'm happy for you, but shouldn't you have a Russian accent for that part?

But I'm not done being outraged about PWR BTTM yet!

Even if they do say Jehovah?

Kinja delenda est. Alea iacta est.

Why does Ross, the largest deity, not simply eat the other 330 million?

You could pull a tat if it's not oiled up properly.

This one weird trick?

Always swipe front-to-back.

I ship eldan's basement/Ernie.

Pretends to have a glorious mullet as well.

You would've preferred a casaba?

CAR
HOLE

NO
MERCY

TROLL
TOLL

It's given me Pre-Traumatic Stress Disorder.

The sun never sets on the British Empire!

We need more "Bolt" license plates in the gift shop. I repeat, we are sold out of Bolt license plates.

1. Get arrested for masturbating by the side of the road
2. Get sentenced to public service picking up trash by the side of the road
3. Repeat as necessary