What a jerk.

He attended the Baldur Benedikt von Schirach Memorial Academy, right?

If he's saying we should blame Texas for removing references to America's racist past from textbooks, then I agree.

Nazis go in, nazis go out. Never a miscommunication. You can't explain that.

6) Poochie from The Simpsons

Fandango?

I remember the episode where he molested Arnold's friend, too.

"When the sun sends its rays, it isn't sending its best."

The goatee and Russian accent is a very effective disguise.

Does everything have to be a competition? Isn't it enough that all Beatles fans are creepy in their own way?

I'm going with a burial at sea in the original Yellow Submarine.

He buys Eleanor Rigbys in bulk and passes the savings on to you!

"I like the cut of Eleanor Rigby's jib. She'll fit right in… IN THE GRAVE."

Wait until you get the first bill.

You will, but CC has already said his goodbyes.

I'm going to at least claim an account and check it out. In all likelihood I'll still read articles here even if I don't comment as often or at all. I don't think I've ever been to a Kinja site, but it doesn't sound great, true, especially since the people from Kinja sound completely unwilling to even make…

Damn, I thought you had left the site already. Well, nice to see you one last time.

Jellineck: I was a complete zero, Jerri.

But imagine the size of that zero!

You're living in a powder keg and giving off Sparks.