But your oils are impeccable.

Skipping weird outrage?

Chihuahuas are MEXICAN dogs anyway! Coming here and taking AMERICAN sodomization jobs!

Can I still Ctrl-Open Apple-Reset?

Does he think the video of people "charging with clubs on their hands, swinging clubs" were the counter-protestors? Because the only video I saw was the asshole nazis swinging their tiki torches.

But what if it were being told by Bob Saget?

EASY D

An F would mean we're so bad we're good.

He pivoted right across the Mason Dixon Line.

Tuesday 9/9: Wednesday Week

They had to act quickly before the switchover to Kinja makes the whole thing moot.

It's the classic Gnomeo and Juliet story.

No bets taken after the first comment is posted.

IT'S MILD!

VEGANS, TRY THE I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT VEAL!

Mickey Rooney.

I admire your restraint.

I think what they meant to say is it's NOT OPTIONAL.

The guy by the stop sign in the header is carrying an invisible gun. Are those even legal?

A billion dollars?