DYN-O-MITE!

It wasn't intentional, but it should have been.

Let the cellphones take care of themselves.

Bootstraps!

Who do these nurples belong to?

It's black and blue!

Sucked his third eye right out of its socket.

I kissed a cop down on Thirty-Fourth and Vine when I tried Love Potion Number 9.

Not Lenny! NOT LENNY!

With or without me?

Crippling depression?

The dense smog filters out most of the harmful rays. It's like a paradise.

Mmmmm, eye bacon…

Don't stare at coal, either.

They're the Land of the Rising Sun, but the sun never sets on the British Empire.

I've got a crazy teacher who wears dark glasses. Are you he?

Wow, took a long time for this to show up. We must still be shellshocked by Kinja.

Just a smile.

And those Page 3 Girls, WOW!

Mitsubishi says it can happen is all I know.