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Try masturbating at the same time to speed up the process.

How many think it revolves around Trump?

The Sun is a liberal conspiracy dreamed up by the Chinese to destroy American jobs.

Which is bullshit because as the prequels taught us, Chewbacca was a general and a war hero in the Clone Wars.

*smashes dishes, dances*

The Jews then said to one another, "Where does this man intend to go that we will not find Him? He is not intending to go to the Dispersion among the Greeks, and teach the Greeks, is He?
John 7:35

But she'll be the one from the Cantina, before the Special Edition.

My Big Fat Kashyyyk Wedding

With hilarious, sexy results!

Well, it's set in Boston, so presumably FAAHKIN'.

1,149F?

You can't flush a fart, believe me, I've tried.

Kirk? Did you have something to add to this?

Like a chocoholic, but for war.

"I know where she went — it's disgusting, I don't want to talk about it," Trumpy Bear said, screwing up his face, as the crowd laughed and cheered. "No, it's too disgusting. Don't say it, it's disgusting."

Polar bears' fur is transparent and their skin is black!

When you're famous a bear, they let you do it!

My god, I saw it too. I could scarcely believe it was real.

"I like the cut of your jib. I think you'll fit right in on Kinja."

Che cosa è un cucciolo di gallina