They'e the most oppressed group in America!

I will be once I take off my pants.

But what this Newswire presupposes is… she did?

Dave Foley held out as long as he could.

Look at her dance,
look at her go,
look at her dance like a horse!

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Don't drink lake water! Haven't you heard we're in a drought?

And isn't the torturing of sentence structures just as bad as what happened in Charlottesville?

The Hill is alive with the sound of music.

Or Buckminsterfullerenes.

Maybe Wonder Woman's brother, George.

You mean I'll never get to see Danica Patrick naked?

A regular shoe. I believe it's a wingtip.

That's not a question, professor.

Crocubot for me. I don't know why, I just liked him.

There are penises on many sides, many sides.

Ernie will protect us.

But it's got a new hat!

I'm going to miss Crocubot.

"Turd Chazzwazzer. It's a funny name."