It may take a bit of doing, though. Often I have to, as you say, go to the WoT link, then click last night's (which is the most recent one shown), then click the WoT link at the top of THAT article, then scroll down to the bottom of the page and click Next Page, then scroll to the bottom of THAT page and click…

Nothing in the rulebook says a dog can't anchor a movie franchise.

"Was the homeless man Asian?"

He's very good.

Boy, they're really sockin' it to you again. You must work there or something.

Rejoice Owl Thief?

Rusty the Bailiff had to put him in a choke hold to get him out of the courtroom to go talk to Doug Llewelyn.

Yard work. Sexy yard work.

Now you can Super-Size your sex worker for just a dollar more!

Since Star Wars and Raiders have been taken, maybe Alien, or on the far side of the spectrum, Airplane.

Hire a sex worker.

Get me 50 ccs of cordrazine, stat!

But you were going to do that anyway.

Sexy to you…
[BUG EYES]
And your hoooouse

Well of course it's a dump. Have you seen all the trash in there lately?

"She'll only take it from me."

To Serve Man is a cookbook!

The Mooch
The Mooch
The Mooch is on fire

It was the farting boner corpse movie.

Yes, but they never did get to the fireworks factory.