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TJ Truffleberry
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Is Swiss Army Man considered a zombie movie?

When in actuality you were fine. It was the horses that died.

Never go dart-to-mouth.

He was last seen eating gabagool with a couple of goombahs. We have to assume the worst.

They didn't teach us that at medical school.

The Washington Post story says it’s “unclear” whether or not this is a simple typo or a weird prank

HANS CLAPPED FIRST

Your mom thinks you're cool.

Servo: This music is like a good Danny Elfman tune.
Crow: You mean it doesn't exist?

If you can call not working on Blade Runner 2049 living.

Do you even know his real name? Its Revolio Clockberg Jr! He belongs to an entire species of gear people. Calling him gearhead is like calling a chinese person asianface.

This is why they outlawed the piledriver.

Looks like Spicer might've borrowed his first suit from Cena.

Who can I turn to?

To stop those monsters, one-two-three,

Shia LaBeouf

Not legal voters, no, but that didn't stop you from voting in California, did it?

Then why are the crocodilians always making fun of us?

Turning them, too.

Hey, I'm perfectly happy with the Gerber Life Grow-Up® Insurance I have, thank you.