Wow, Leonard. I used to make my little bro lol without fail by doing that Tony impersonation circa second grade.

Phel's right about the assbaggery. It's only because of her swearing by Hot Rod (and my semi creepy lurking here) that I have come to own and understand the glory of this film at least 5 times a week since I bought it in January. I even took this movie to rehab!

DCFC-Plans and Against Me! Acoustic Ep and…Single Ladies (Put a ring on it).
I was just broken up with yesterday by my recovering junkie musician boyfriend so that he could get back together with his stripper ex-girlfriend from two years ago. I am totally writing a country song about it.

Oh my God, E.T., I think I love you (totally in that David Cassidy way). I'm so glad someone else thinks they're the shit and then some. I'm lucky that they're local to me so I get to see them often.

Last year I couldn't stop listening to Andrew Jackson Jihad's-People Who Can Eat People Are The Luckiest People In The World. I wanted everyone I knew to listen to and love that CD.

I am so seriously happy to know that I'm not the only adult who would possibly eat Jalapeno flavored Cheetos for breakfast washed down with a half full bottle of Pepsi Max for breakfast.

It's ok. It was a joke anyway, based in part on an encounter I had in a bar last weekend. Being challenged a little is fun but certainly not insulted, subtle or no. That and I did have Mystery (the VH-1 kind) on the brain when I typed that too.

Speak for yourself Jim Rockford. I literally meant FOR ME.

For me, I find that subtle insults followed by a compliment on the smile and then some stirred up bar drama works every time.

My buzz was helped by lines like, "…but then nobody's probably going to pay to see Welfare Sluts Bust Dangerously Irresponsible Nuts."

The blood of dissidents?