I'm sorry to have had the incorrect response. Your use of capital letters has convinced me of my ignorance.

I'm sorry to have had the incorrect response. Your use of capital letters has convinced me of my ignorance.

It's a great word but I'm not convinced it isn't a typo. You'd have to be an asshole or a neoclassicist to use it in a movie review.

It's a great word but I'm not convinced it isn't a typo. You'd have to be an asshole or a neoclassicist to use it in a movie review.

Crying underwater?

Crying underwater?

My wife and I went as the Jeffersons a few years ago at Halloween — sans blackface, though. It was fun doing that walk.

My wife and I went as the Jeffersons a few years ago at Halloween — sans blackface, though. It was fun doing that walk.

I was overwhelmed. These sort of things don't happen to me.

I was overwhelmed. These sort of things don't happen to me.

F-F-F..

F-F-F..

Yeah, it's not as bad as Tony Bennett's clown paintings.

Yeah, it's not as bad as Tony Bennett's clown paintings.

Yeah, I don't give a crap about cars but I love the show for their relationship with callers. Cracks me up every time.

Yeah, I don't give a crap about cars but I love the show for their relationship with callers. Cracks me up every time.

I always describe ostentation as "gold-covered diamonds." People really are different.

I always describe ostentation as "gold-covered diamonds." People really are different.

I don't think they had grass, but I'm only a level 3 nerd.

In the same vein as "Haitian earthquake causes zombies,"