Coitus incomprehensibilis
How do you take a classic myth that epitomizes conquering sexuality and succumbing to your darker nature and turn it into a pre-teen morality play that has moping vampires with eye makeup do nothing but tease teenage girls?

Coitus incomprehensibilis
How do you take a classic myth that epitomizes conquering sexuality and succumbing to your darker nature and turn it into a pre-teen morality play that has moping vampires with eye makeup do nothing but tease teenage girls?

All I got from my dad was a Sears catalog with nipples drawn on the underwear models

You get the satisfaction that your MP3s are fully law abiding and go to church every Sunday, while my MP3s are hoodlums, standing around and smoking cigarettes in the 7-11 parking lot.

Are you gonna buy soda….
from someone who slapped Dee Barnes?

I have mixed feelings about Firefly too. It's pretentious and hackneyed yet I can't pull my eyes away fr0m all the stupefyingly hot babes Whedon manages to cast in all of his series. If only that casting couch could talk….

I'd walk a mile to punch you in the dick and take your Camels.

I still smoke American Spirits despite the price because I enjoy being self-righteously smug about my choice of brands.

@The Holy Hand Grenade

It just doesn't look right on the page. But when you say it out loud….."pink weegie!" then it's hilarious!

I do find it easy to separate Dave Sim from his work, especially since he has written strong female characters despite his batshit insane commie-feminist conspiracy rants. 6000 pages with quite a bit of it actually entertaining, all self-published, is a remarkable achievement that should not be discounted.

We won't have to put up with it much longer. With Miss Cali her 15 minutes are down to a weepy, apoplectic autobiography and a couple of direct-to-Cinemax extra soft porn films.

All good porn should involve an aperture at some point.

That sort of empathy is so 20th century.

Not only did humans procreate without proper genital hygiene, they actually seemed to like it. Napoleon sent letters to Josephine while he was campaigning saying things like "I am returning in two weeks. Don't bathe."

So there's a strap on for the Wii now. That should make Wii Fit a lot more interesting.

I'm not dead but after a few pitchers of Cadillac margaritas last night a nice lay down for a couple days in a casket doesn't sound so bad.

Hallelujah
The Leonard Cohen song? Is that really fitting for a funeral?

@Persia

Ahhh….I revel in the Seinfeld hate. I've hated both his cliched stand-up and that abortion of a sitcom. I blame that show for distancing me from society in the mid 90s because of "witty" people's incessant quoting of that show, which in context wasn't really funny but out of context is just migraine inducing.