I've renamed Tara Fast-Forward.  Any time she's on screen, that's what I do.

I've renamed Tara Fast-Forward.  Any time she's on screen, that's what I do.

Tootsie Fruitsie!  Oooh la la!

Everybody knew a MPDG in college.  Getting rid of them after a while was not fun.  Winding them up and setting them loose?  That was fun, though.

They had me at the Ford EXP stuck on the train tracks.

If it has Sofia Vergara running at any point in time, that's worth the price of admission.  Hell, I'd settle for a quick walk.

It's the spastic hand waving.  Gets me every damn time.

Never got it, especially all the "BESTEST ALBUM EVAH!" sentiment from the UK.  I put the first Stone Roses album on the other day, just to see if my opinion had changed.  Nope.  Still don't get it.  Maybe if I had ingested something it would be better.

They're all better than that one chick who keeps moaning about film in special segments.  I feel dirty after watching her for a while.

Not sure, but I see the picture and hear this:  "After this we're going to Capital Ale House.  Get it?  I drink for free, bitches!"

As long as there's a refrigerator scene
I'm in.

Let's hear it for Petunia and Artie and the plate in Mom's head!

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

Whenever I Hear Sunshine Pop
I immediately feel the need to listen to the Ramones.

No, they nailed Des Moines pretty aptly on "Stuart."

Instead of a semi-coherent comment
I'll just say VCU, VCU. Oh, and suck it KU. Crying Jayhawk is wonderful.

All he wanted
was a Burrow Owl.

Holy sh*tsnacks
So many good things. BOOP.

Everything old is new again
But at least this time there's a decent new Wire album. If there's a block of emo-crap I will call shenanigans.

Hell no, you aren't the only. Hee-Haw was where I learned about boobs.