"A….stoundingly long."

Man, I hope it ends with the phrase "Only Cat."

Honest answer:  That is literally exactly what I did.

Well that was a fun episode, overall.  It's too bad Robb and company had to postpone Edmure's wedding, but I'm glad they're finally signing a peace treaty with King Tommen.  I thought some shots were unnecessarily graphic when Joffrey died in that horrible fire, but I guess you can't please everyone.

"obedient?  submissive?  I am Daario Naharis and I do what I want"

Hmm that's weird, all I remember him saying in those scenes is "I am so awesome.  So incredibly awesome, I could talk about my awesomeness all day.  You are truly fortunate, anonymous Northern girl, to have the privilege of listening to this edifying tale of my greatness.  Yes, I'm sure this day will be a treasured…

Any dignity she'd gained would have come straight out of Tyrion's personal dignity supply.  I get that it's important for her to express her anger and her agency in some small way, but in this forced child-marriage of a prisoner of war, the fact that her husband is 4'5" really isn't the problem.

Captain's daughter:  "But if you leave me here my father will beat me, and call me a whore!"

He took the good stuff, and ran.

"Is it any wonder she names her god as Death? (And you can totally do that in Westeros, Arya. There’s a whole thing about it.)"

I think you mean "schooled", Lord Tywin.

Tormund Giantsbane:  Keeping the Free Folk free, one impromptu sex lecture at a time.

"Some girls like pretty men… Or pretty girls, haha!"  *steps toward Sansa, gauges her reaction, steps away quickly*

"Reek bent to his task."

Interesting theory, and I like the Fire Zombies vs Ice Zombies distinction, too.  What about Coldhands?  He's apparently a wight who's retained his sentience, which might be what happens when the Lord of Light resurrects you north of the Wall, yes?  Doubly zombified?  

Agreed on Qarth = Constantinople.

"Get the keys and remove those chains from him, before you make me rue the day I raped your mother."

From the Newbies review:

I believe Varys mentioned the dragons in the books, but in a supremely sneaky way.  It was his turn to check in at a small council meeting, and he said something like,

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