@Bona Fried Human Bean - I agree with you. All left handed people are indeed evil. I'm left handed myself and I'm the most evil motherfucker I know. I once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. That's evil, my friend.

@Stulie - I too use the phrase 'my gastronomic rapacity knows no satiety' every time my wife asks me if I'm hungry. It's usually followed by my wife calling me a pretentious douche, but it's still worth it. Good times….

And it will be much, much better for it.

I too can be angry, sexual, paranoid and filled with rage when dancing. Which is much, much cheaper than the way Charlie Sheen attains the same state

I'm only interested in the one thing this article doesn't cover. Did he find his wallet ? The whole coke fueled, hooker threatening thing doesn't bother me, but losing your wallet ? That shit's tough on a guy.

I'd like to see a feature film of 'Weapon of Choice'. I mean, come on - 90 minutes of Christopher Walken dancing ? It would be bigger than that movie 'Ass'….

Y'know, as much as I like Nirvana's music, I never really understood why they were considered so influential until now. Awesome article - I read the shit out of it. Now I'm off to listen to some GNR in a wholly ironic fashion….