C'mon, seriously? If the FBI interferes with the cult's plan, how the hell would the plot move forward? Give the feds a break, they're just trying to do their jobs.

Oh, but don't forget, he's probably drunk all of the time. He certainly looks sloshed and bleary-eyed in every scene.

I was definitely surprised that he lost control and flat-out choked the bitch.

She let Bacon break the wizard's fingers, so they reassigned her.

So no Missing Persons report filed for the CougarMILF? We are supposed to believe that nobody missed her whoring herself at book signings and grocery store checkout lanes?

For all of the talk about edgy violence associated with this show, It's been quite mediocre and tame tonight.

Like father, like son…

Dude, cats only have 9 lives.

He's totally a wizard.

twenty-something, wannabe serial killers deficient in tact? whoduthunk?

I like how all of the plot devices amount to,
"2 + 2 = 5. OMG IN THE HOUSE!"

He does admittedly have a few good variations of Creepy Stare and/or Crooked Smile, and his little quirk of answering the interrogators questions with either his own questions or blabbing on about something we just saw in a flashback is dramatic gold. You must ask your question 3 times. No more, no less.

Also, since Bacon is now obviously the crux of the Poe-Slut's motivation, couldn't the feds just shuttle him into witness protection in some secret location, thus thwarting the entire scheme by removing his cult's raison d'être? Oh, wait, I forgot how competent the cops are in this show.

OK I totally had Serial Killer Nanny's cougar-momma pegged for death as soon as she flashed that smarmy face at the infamously charismatic author guy.

To me the whole movie felt like a cut-and-paste of various LOTR moments and elements, to the point where nothing had the desired effect given that it had all happened somewhere else before. It was all very underwhelming.

To me the whole movie felt like a cut-and-paste of various LOTR moments and elements, to the point where nothing had the desired effect given that it had all happened somewhere else before. It was all very underwhelming.

Just because our fantasies suddenly become reality in the darkest ways imaginable, does not mean that we should then rush to censor our fantasies due merely to tangentially related content. Why, just because it makes some people uncomfortable? Perhaps the discomfort of seeing our fantasies commingling with their…

Just because our fantasies suddenly become reality in the darkest ways imaginable, does not mean that we should then rush to censor our fantasies due merely to tangentially related content. Why, just because it makes some people uncomfortable? Perhaps the discomfort of seeing our fantasies commingling with their…

I think the kids will be fine, as long as they are not abused, neglected, or home- schooled (context!),

I think the kids will be fine, as long as they are not abused, neglected, or home- schooled (context!),