I have severe ADHD and assume Stacy is defending cocaine. I stand right beside her.

You should make new friends—but, you probably can't.

W. was a pretty good movie, certainly fun to watch, and didn't take an ultra-cynical portrayal of George Bush.

Magic the Gathering
I thought I shouldn't be playing a game that says for 13 & Up on the box since I'm in college and instead I should be drinking/tricking fat girls to touch my genitals. Instead I've spent lots of money on trading cards in the last few months and do not regret it.

Actually,
It's spelled Judy Bloom.

Dear Jeff Bridges,
If you read comments on interviews you give (which I would wager you most certainly don't) I hope you see this.

I wasn't born when this was on TV but I'm buying it too. Any children's show that parody's Ayn Rand is something I can get behind fully, without caution or temperance.

Disagree Nathan: Really good recap with emphasis on the hilarious first two paragraphs. If you want to keep pretending that we live in a world where silent movies and vaudeville still rule entertainment you go right on ahead.

Wait! I IMDBed her. It's Winnie! IGNORE ME!

Danica McKellar
Who is that?

How does Player 2 Shoot in L4d?
I know player 1 is H, but what's p2?

Every second of The Cleveland Show I've seen has been horrendous. Fucking terrible. I wanted to petition the creators to give me my seconds back. This show needs to die and it needs to die painfully.

@Trash

Arcade Fire is a rip off of Neutral Milk Hotel!

Next time I write a comment I'll be especially mindful of employing more literary devices and taking out anything Ack Ack might deem offensive.

@TSP

Awesome. Fucking awesome.

Dear Sherlock,

Dear Sherlock,

MJ's Childhood House
Before I detail my trip to Michael's house I should warn you, I don't think Michael Jackson is anything besides a pedophile creep. I wasn't alive when Thriller dropped, and I've only listened to his music three times. I thought it was ok, but sounded a lot like the music kids who make fun of me…