The switch was set to Evil!

Pay for Youth in Revolt to give Zach Galifinakis some more money. He really does deserve it.

2nd paragraph, 1st sentence
You repeat a clause.

When will they knight Ricky Gervais?

This is the best thing I've ever heard
I wonder if they'll talk about how he revolutionized copy writing. Charlemange that is.

What the fuck?
This came out a really long time ago. Why'd it take you guys so long to review it?

Dostoevsky
DO NOT start with Brothers. It's very dense. I suggest Notes from Underground or Crime and Punishment. BK was his last book, so he really gets long winded. It's good, just not a good starting point.

A) Ham on Rye would never work because it'd be impossible to convince a young, male actor to be portrayed with boils all over his face, being vulgar, and fucking old ladies. I'm not an actor (nor done so much as a school play), but I'll do it. Anyone with Hollywood power feel free to contact me.
B) Coens got the rights…

There's a great blurb right there!

Short Story Collections with a Theme
I prefer my short story collections themeless. Yes, you'll probably get some sort of idea that resonates because authors usually convey their beliefs and all that shit, but a theme always seems to make some stories that aren't as good as the rest get shoe horned into the collection.

When the fuck did Piers Anthony get associated with Twee. Like the "Los Camposinos" style twee? Are we thinking of different twees?

Go get Inherent Vice while you're out.

Christopher Moore Sucks!

That book is on my shelf. I've never read it. Maybe you've convinced me to…

Yeah yeah good one Craig!

You can buy them here

@Hoodwink

It must be true. A Harvard Professor said it.

Aw man, please stop giving me legitimate advice. I'm being a big, dumb idiot over here.

Truthfully,