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You have to kill Anubis to get the staff; it opens the City of Gold and grants access to Hell and King Yama.

I'm watching this right now, just started, and there's like a string or something on Patton's left arm and it's super fucking distracting.

Well, you've wrested any possible argument right out of my mind. You win the day, sir, but I'm watching you.

Yes. Just as those racing games are pronounced "FORT-za", not "four-zuh".

More than a few of my friends really liked the first film as well. I think it's time to finally give it a shot.
Plus, Evangeline Lilly.

BENNY CUM? No, sir!

I actually had the opposite experience. I really took my time through B:I, though I will admit as I got closer to the end I spent less time poking around. I liked the story enough that the narrative pushed me through the gameplay. I didn't mind it, but I wonder if I would've enjoyed it on medium difficulty more (I

I built a really nice computer earlier this year - i73770k+, GTX680, SSD, 16 GB RAM, ect…also out of work for a few months now, so really can't even begin to contemplate a PS4/Xbone - so I *love* seeing the 3DS get so much love here at the end of the year. Seems like the best Xmas games might not be on the new

I'm sure the 90s titles really don't hold up well. I wouldn't mind seeing a bit of the fun of Legend creep into the new universe.

Dust: An Elysian Tail probably won't be a contender, but it's a good game and damn beautiful.

TR: Legend was the only other one I played (and I'm 36, so plenty of opportunity to play the other ones). TR 2013 is pretty damn awesome.

Agreed. I did my best to complete all of BD, and even then I still find myself going back to it here and there, mostly because it's just goofy and fun.

I thought it was okay, but I also just watched it a week or two ago. The hype was long over and me and the wife thought it was super uneven but overall okay.
For me, the worst thing that happened to that movie was the trailer, which was badass.

Your list is essentially, "Here are some things that are things that are not what I think those things should be". Booo.

It may not really hold up, but I have this huge Rainbow 6 box set that I love. The planning phase, then the execution of those old missions was so badass to 16 year old me.

An otter's gotta do what an otter's gotta do.

Nah, Hamill as M.O.D.O.K. in Avengers 3!

Oh dear, no.

That's such a drag. I don't see why that show isn't a little more popular. 

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