She was also in The Two Jakes, which was a sequel to Chinatown, which this episode references.

Archer's new codename should be, "He Who Smokes Bitches."
As hilarious as this two-parter was, I'm a little disappointed that Reed basically did a remake of a parody he wrote ten years ago.

Marjoram. Because their last name was Majere.

I remember when I was a kid(80s), the pediatrician would prescribe amoxicillin or an equivalent pretty much every time we went in feeling "sick."
Terrible in hindsight, but I can definitely see the docs just wanting to shut the parent up and make it seem like they were doing something.

I would watch the hell outta that show.

Yeah, I though they were going to go the route of Luke starting to play like crap when he realized Claire was there.

Terrible recycled sitcom trash. I wanted to like this because of Bradley Whitford, but I didn't laugh at all. Deleting from the DVR.

This finale wasn't just awful. It almost had the feel of a rushed "we got cancelled and gotta wrap shit up" finale. Like the writers didn't know that the show was going off the air until episode 9 or so.

It's not even in the bottom half of shows I watch as far as quality (or lack thereof) goes.

Yes! I've been calling for a Batista/Quinn buddy cop spinoff for years.

Perhaps the TARDIS wrote it? "She" created the library itself, and would have complete knowledge of the Time War.

I think those original songs might have been better if they actually were about fat moms and vomiting. Certainly couldn't have been worse.
It's very telling that the best performance of the episode was a Journey song that they've already done twice. 

Blew the CPU is a great euphemism for cyborg sex.

"giving away small roles in contests. "

My vote is for "Closer."

Schrodinger's nog?

Schrodinger's nog?

One of my favorite scenes ever from this show.

One of my favorite scenes ever from this show.

If you mean Don't Dream it's Over, that's originally by Crowded House.