I commend the effort that people put into the idea that Andrew WK is a thing to care about. Really, I do.

Badlands #SpringsteenNebraskaMovies

Badlands #SpringsteenNebraskaMovies

It sounded like we heard the results of someone who presumed nobody could hear the sounds they were making because they thought a backing track was protecting them.

It sounded like we heard the results of someone who presumed nobody could hear the sounds they were making because they thought a backing track was protecting them.

Cunts!

Cunts!

Don't worry, he's a nobody, it doesn't matter.

Don't worry, he's a nobody, it doesn't matter.

I'm 22. Who wants to touch my smooth, smooth face?

I'm 22. Who wants to touch my smooth, smooth face?

Whatever about Rabin's upbringing, it just comes across as the guy in school laughing at the dumb bully guy getting an answer wrong. Except the power balance has shifted.

Whatever about Rabin's upbringing, it just comes across as the guy in school laughing at the dumb bully guy getting an answer wrong. Except the power balance has shifted.

Really though, the people who treat the Gathering and Juggalos in general as some kind of fucking sociological/anthropological study are fucking way worse.

Really though, the people who treat the Gathering and Juggalos in general as some kind of fucking sociological/anthropological study are fucking way worse.

Those who don't appreciate the Dawes humor do not get the cosmic dance that is the AVClub.

Those who don't appreciate the Dawes humor do not get the cosmic dance that is the AVClub.

Sean did not want to write this.

Sean did not want to write this.

Just somehow find a way to view the movies through a fisheye lense and put on some kind of laser show in your living room while watching and you're pretty close to what a Terry Gilliam Harry Potter would have been.