Just somehow find a way to view the movies through a fisheye lense and put on some kind of laser show in your living room while watching and you're pretty close to what a Terry Gilliam Harry Potter would have been.

You could have stopped after 'there are a distressing number of young libertarian types'. Seriously, fuck those people.

You could have stopped after 'there are a distressing number of young libertarian types'. Seriously, fuck those people.

The guy who came 8th would have won gold in the last 3 Olympics.

The guy who came 8th would have won gold in the last 3 Olympics.

I was being facetious of course, the running order was pre-determined. But the BBC really played up the 'first ever' angle as if it was anything other than happenstance. Couple that with the "Irish athlete is British" mistake made every time an Irish athlete has success, you have one sensitive Irishman.

I was being facetious of course, the running order was pre-determined. But the BBC really played up the 'first ever' angle as if it was anything other than happenstance. Couple that with the "Irish athlete is British" mistake made every time an Irish athlete has success, you have one sensitive Irishman.

There's a sense of humor and mischief to Bolt's celebration and personality. The US sprinters tend to aggressively beat their chest and scream "I'm number one, baby!"

There's a sense of humor and mischief to Bolt's celebration and personality. The US sprinters tend to aggressively beat their chest and scream "I'm number one, baby!"

Notice how Adam's fight was first so that she could be the first women's boxing medalist ever. Especially bad considering the example of Taylor being such a high level athlete was used to actually get it in the Olympics in the first place. I guess she'll have to be content with being the most dominant female boxer of…

Notice how Adam's fight was first so that she could be the first women's boxing medalist ever. Especially bad considering the example of Taylor being such a high level athlete was used to actually get it in the Olympics in the first place. I guess she'll have to be content with being the most dominant female boxer of…

BUT I WANT TO BACKLASH NOW!!!!!!!

BUT I WANT TO BACKLASH NOW!!!!!!!

We actually have 5 total medals guaranteed. Four of them in boxing. Just have to wait for the finals to be done.

We actually have 5 total medals guaranteed. Four of them in boxing. Just have to wait for the finals to be done.

Putin, Trotsky, Stalin, Dostoevsky, TATU, CAN YOU HEAR ME TATU?? Your boys just took one hell of a beating!!

Putin, Trotsky, Stalin, Dostoevsky, TATU, CAN YOU HEAR ME TATU?? Your boys just took one hell of a beating!!

Yes, Community fans should be well and truly worried about this.

Yes, Community fans should be well and truly worried about this.

Rabin's not ready to make nice.