Gimme your credit card and I will make this a reality.

Pretty sure thats David Cross, pro choice too.

Gonna reel you back in, there's like 6 shower scenes per episode. Really most of the episodes are more about how often women shower than anything. No exposition, just showers.

Would more genres push you over the edge if I told you the illusionist was… Batman?! Not just Batman, but time travel cyber Batman, and he has gone back in time with one programmed purpose. His carrier as a swindler is only a cover for his research to cure Malaria so that the man who killed his parents is never born!…

*runs for office, reduces funding to safety net social programs*

Its the year 2014, I think its safe to let our technology make our noise jokes for us.

That's right Mr. Scope, rise above it and be the adult here, honk honk.

Please spend less time arguing semantics and more time stopping your uncle from painting everything green. Seriously the man is a god damn drunk.

I think you meant to say "It should have been a WILLLLSONNNN basketball, internet! Im so SORRY internet!"

You seem to put a negative connotation on two beautiful exotic women soliciting me at the glory hole of a local ihop. Honestly the longer this response chain gets the more fleshed out this seems to get, the power of crowd sourcing!

Its not an aversion, I just like having that as my alternative choice for any optional situation.

That looks fucking awful, like terribad, like if I had a choice of watching this or having my junk touched by beautiful exotic women I would definitely do the junk touching. I mean wow.

Smootchie?! Bastard son of Barney! Die! Die, stuffed ball of fluff! Illegitimate Teletubbie! Die, you Muppet from hell! Die, you foam motherfucker!

Bob Goulet's Old Fashioned Cajun Christmas 2 Starring William Murray

Shirtless Muscle man has the right of it, but then again when doesn't he?

So! They laugh at my BONER, will they?! I'll show them! I'll show them how many boners the Joker can make!

Ay Caramba!

"Cop Cop! How many times do I have to tell you, you cant run a search without a warrant!"

The Aristocrats!

Like 25 cop pairings and no good cop bad cop. Or robot cop, hot cop. Seriously now, have you ever even seen a movie or TV show?