The multi-camera sitcom was always here. Before Lorre was, the multi-camera sitcom waited for him. The ultimate trade awaiting its ultimate practitioner.

If the rule you followed brought you to this, of what use was the rule?

"And they are dancing, the board floor slamming under the jackboots and the fiddlers grinning hideously over their canted pieces. Towering over them all is the Vigoda and he is naked and dancing, his small feet lively and quick and now in doubletime and bowing to the ladies, huge and pale and hairless, like an…

The F was always here. Before Wentz was, F waited for him. The ultimate grade awaiting its ultimate practitioner.

The truth about the first, he said, is that anything is possible. Had you not seen it all from birth and thereby bled it of its strangeness it would appear to you for what it is, a hat trick in a medicine show, a fevered dream, a trance bepopulate with chimeras having neither analogue nor precedent, an itinerant…

Keep runnin' your mouth like that and I'm gonna take you in the back and screw ya.

Keep runnin' your mouth like that and I'm gonna take you in the back and screw ya.

Wendell: This post appears to be a failure. I think we're lookin at more'n one firstie…