I didn't come read this review to read about A Fault in Our Stars.

Justin Theroux appreared. Briefly, but he was there. I know because I got a boner.

LEAVE MAX RICHTER ALONE!

I had to turn it off when the light in his car dimmed, and he was just so happy, because I knew that it couldn't be good. I was completely shocked that he retaliated though, and got his money back. Desperation is a hell of a drug, I guess.

The pigeons were seen on that particular table and on a red light. That's why he bet on red. Pigeons, man. Don't you ever listen to the pigeons?

Why do we even still have the MPAA, like, really?

Because people are stupid pieces of shit.

It works for certain monasteries and nunneries.

Yeah, at one point in the review, I was like, "I don't give a fuck about your teenage hard drive loss." Is this the same reviewer who did those back and forth Mad Men reviews?

Do you actually understand what the Magic Negro trope is? Because this is not it.

Then there is something deeply wrong with you.

I still can't get over the fact that the stripper is Idalis from 90's MTV. One moment she's VJing from the Beach House. The next moment, you see her bewbs.

I hated "That's My Dog" when it first aired, but after subsequent viewings of the series, I think the after effects of that episode for David resonate well in season 5, particularly toward the end of the series.

Sucks to be you, Harry Crane!

I don't think they'll refer to the Manson murders at all, actually.

Somewhere out in the ether Sal is sobbing inconsolably because Bob stole his storyline.

Yes, Joan is the world's greatest fruit fly.

For what it's worth, I took the closing of the first class curtain as a visual metaphor for closing off what's behind you. Megan is clearly about to leave Don. And I think Don knows but refuses to acknowledge it. Next for Megan? Charles Manson MURDER!!!!

It's all right, Bob. You can enter into an arrangement with me. Yes, I have a penis and it won't do you any help, but I guarantee a satisfying arrangement nonetheless.

Time to leave the internet for the day before the internet explodes. I could never get into this show.