And yet Blaine's pants in the final scene were so ill-fitting and bunched up around the hips like a lesbian's slacks.

This show. THIS FUCKING SHOW. First, "He's huge" was a hilariously bitchy line reading on Mellie's part. And then Liv's mom is some sort of terrorist, and then I thought it was weird that the episode didn't end on that shocker because how could you top that, but then, BUT THEN Fitz's son may be his brother? THIS…

This show's universe now exists in an interminable moment of constant suffering.

That Blurred Lines cover was so pervy and inappropriate and statuatory rapey. OMG THIS SHOW.

Not if he's rimming.

Welp, at least Marley didn't fellate a sledgehammer. There's that.

Agent Colson has freakish ears. It was all I could look at during that Tai Chi scene with Mae…. BECAUSE THIS SHOW IS SO BORING.

Yes, Olivia and Fitz are the emotional heart of the show, but in the words of the great Aunt Sassy: "I DON'T WANT TO SEE THAT!"

That totally bothered me. I was, like, "Hey Police dudes, you totally have guns and the bad guys aren't really paying attention to you.

At the same time, OF COURSE the male witch is a total stereotypical queen, which, I love Leslie Jordan, but I am kinda uncomfortable with this bulking women and gays together and calling it "feminism" or something. I don't know what I am saying, but I have a coherent point in my head. I promise. it basically boils…

You've never heard of beef curtains?

I love her more.

I was just about to say the same thing.

That was less sex and more heavy petting.

The male witch was just Leslie Jordan being Leslie Jordan which is what Leslie Jordan always is. I will forever have a soft spot in my heart for "Ski Patrol."

He's attempting to say something but he's not really saying anything interesting or ground breaking. "Women are awesome, racism is bad." Ok, Murphy, we know.

Maybe I am just used to this show at this point, but I think this season is less bat shit crazy than the other two and infinitely better. But I think the reason why it so much better really has to do with it being unapologetic gay camp at this point.

Also I think Misty is the next Supreme.

As much as this show throws everything at you, it makes total sense that the reason we now have zombies is because of the voodoo queen. I'm actually surprised that the show held out this long and that the use of zombies makes some sort of, I guess lacking a better word, cultural sense.

Michael J. Fox is funny. The rest of the cast? Not so much. They definitely need to get rid of the sister with the lesbian face.