I can't let you have Agents on the grounds it doesn't have a set premiere date. I crunched the numbers and it's possible the show could come back in November, but ABC could also use that time for filler.

Yay!

It's worth half as much as it would be if it had been a surprise.

Inconsistent posting? Most weeks, I gave the updates on Sunday.

Cancellation League Update
I intend to still hold one this year. Ballots are open on Sunday, Aug. 20.

I'm thinking I might just have to farm Thoughts On, Cancellation League and The Week in Journalism elsewhere, but I will try it out just to see what happens.

Exactly!

I am so tired of all this winning. And by winning, I mean reinforcement of long-repressed pessimism.

Is it too late to administer the University of Minnesota Spankalogical Protocol?

Yes, Kinja's a real bit … what now?

He was apparently the show's villain.

It reminds me how much I crushed on Chad Michael, despite never watching the show.

The holding their chins in concern actors are my favorite.

She and or Hollywood became too aware of how sexy she was, which is a terrible combination.

*badly dubbed*
The glowing blue extraterrestrial baby deity is destroying the city! Run for your life!

I had acne.

Yeah, that didn't sit well with me, either. They were too calm about committing a crime.

Yeah, everybody on the show is pretty fallible. "Jaws" was interesting because Chris went beyond his usual charming but a bit sketchy demeanor to off-putting.

Same. At some point, it becomes "Well, are we mocking the fear cycle or fueling it?"

I just keep waiting for the day when a headline just says "Trump Article," followed by "Trump Article #2," "Trump Article #3," etc.