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You know something, that would be a highly effective scene in a horror/thriller film. A gang of psychopaths remembering to give the pledge, perhaps as an alternate to the dinner prayer.

*pours another "smoothie"*

I remember her doing that impression 12 years ago on SNL when (of all people) Paris Hilton played Melania.

"TALL AND TENDER, LIKE AN APOLLO
HE GOES WALKING BY, AND I HAVE TO FOLLOW HIM
THE BOY FROM TACAREMBO LA TUMBE DEL FUEGO SANTA MALIPAS ZATATECAS LA JUNTA DEL SOL Y CROOTH."

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

Lake Titicaca!

Picture it. Dayton, December 2008. A young man has just opened the first play he ever wrote-directed. The production has to close for one night because of everyone's pre-arranged events, except for his.

I love that thing so much.

You'd think NBC would have gotten the hint that FT wasn't going to survive opposite Murder.

Little Captain, Little Captain, Little Captain can't be wrong …

I see your Dorothy and I raise you the lip syncing beauty queens in "Hook".

Skip. It's like somebody thought, "We need a younger, blander McLean."

Cathy was cute, but Lindsay Wagner is the full package, man.

Sarah Purcell vs. Cathy Lee Crosby. Discuss.

I think Carrey ended up doing the show half-time. He was still in the credits for the last season. I know Jamie Foxx had a lot of airtime with his Wanda the Ugly Woman character, even getting the arc of finding her baby's father.

She was also on In Living Color for a few seasons. I know she had two recurring characters, an unbalanced children's show hostess and Jim Carrey's granddaughter on The Dysfunctional Home Show.

I've been lax in my duties. February 20 and 27, 1986 were crucial nights for The Colbys. In that period, we found out Francesca "Frankie" Colby (Katherine Ross) had son Jeff (John James) with A MAN THAT WASN'T HER HUSBAND. It was his brother, Jason Colby (Charlton Heston).

Archiving Update: A third of the way through The Rockford Files. I'm reminded of how sad I was when Bigtits McPlotdevice stopped posting, back in November 2014. Just disappeared on a Friday.

I might slip that in as a bonus.