Dad, I think he's gonna pork her …

The song itself is fine, but the sequence is odd. I'm just wondering what the talent show audience saw while Stephanie fantasized about Cool Rider.

I was surprised to know that line dated back to the OBC. Hearing Carole Demas growl "stud" made me giggle.

Things in Grease 2's favor:
— Caufield & Pfeiffer's chemistry, especially in the scene where Michael and Stephanie have lunch
— Pfeiffer's inherent fabulousness
— "SEX-U-AL OCC-A-SIONS!"
— The boys are more memorable
— Some good/unique bit players and dancers

"Grease is most certainly not the word this summer." — People

Hey, Fake Socks is like a virgin when it comes to pun threads.

I'm proud to announce I'll be watching Matinee next year when I cover the films of 1993.

I approve of this.

They never really explain it, or why he killed himself, either.

Daryl and Alexandra's two big scenes would make fabulous acting class exercises.

Indeed. I'm glad they didn't use the footage of her husband whacking her with that fire poker.

Yes, "Dance of the Witches" is a personal favorite.

A-ha. Witches of Eastwick is an enjoyable Sunday afternoon kinda film. I'm bummed it didn't get more love on its 30th birthday.

You know what else is a no-no? Having a womb so polluted, Al Pacino can't even have a fuckin' little baby with you.

What were some of those guesses? Renee Zellweger? Naomi Watts?

"You will never alter drapes in Atlanta again! Because you do not cross a Sugarbaker woman …"
*just as tired as Liz; coming off a 15-hour day*

Yeah, I realized I'm way off.

Oh, never mind.

Unless I'm way off, I assumed Nova was the same one from the '68 film.

Is the blonde girl who we're suggested to think she is? That could possibly sustain a film.