Clarence from Romy & Michelle's High School Reunion.

I didn't like Don't Breathe (it could have been chopped down to a highly effective hour, IMO), but Jane did pretty well.

Oh, how I hated that film. It felt like a parody of airplane novels.

There had better be a throwaway line about Gus Polinsky and the Kenosha Kickers …

Nobody loves Chachi schemes.

It has a strong supporting class, and for some reason, I like the idea of Will Ferrell being into Gilbert & Sullivan and opera.

Very nice! I'm glad the film was able to speak to you so thoroughly.

"Hey, Barbra …!"
*Streisand makes 'I cut you!' faces at everybody*

Childs & Palmer probably weren't just sharing a joint.

We had no choice, Barbra, you were the only thing on screen for nearly 10 minutes!

Mr. Cooper's costumes from … his closet.

I kinda wish I had watched the original version. I remember catching part of the TV cut (with voiceover) many years ago.

I appreciate that so much. Now I'm off to go buy a hat!

And then people who love shows like that scoff about jukebox musicals …

If I'm not mistaken, Long, Wendt and Flynn were all briefly in the Second City's Chicago company at the same time.

Man murders the guy who was his secret admirer following their appearance on national television.

That would actually be quite impressive if handled right.

O.J.'s covered. This is covered. They're making a film about Tonya Harding.

I actually hesitated to include that one, as it figured in a real life case:

Oddly enough, a Duran Duran soundtrack would work pretty well — if exceedingly on the nose — for a true crimes miniseries. I mean, "Notorious"? C'mon.