Holy crap, that might be Joan Rivers' very last appearance on Carson.

Yeah, sex happened either before/after that last photo was taken. Maybe both times.

Would you settle for Ansel Elgort drunk?
Before: http://cdn03.cdn.justjaredj…
After: http://cdn01.cdn.justjared….

To "Say You, Say Me," of all things.

"At the senseless age of 83 …"

Hmm … I'm going to need a demonstration with Ansel himself.

Why is everything so orange?

Yes, for I am shivering with antic —— pation.

*plays with shirttail*
Aaaaaand thish is mfrnd Aaaalien Je-suus!
*vomits*

Eisenhower. People like it.

No, I don't recall saying that. I write two articles a day five times a week. I've been working with our intern.

It's a little confusing. You see, the normal hierarchy is our general manager, followed by the managing editor, followed by my fellow reporter who is also the assistant managing editor, then me. One weekend every month, though, I serve as managing editor. Does that make sense?

Meteor Shower, and it's rumored that Amy Schumer and Laura Benanti will star.

I've always thought he was handsome, but this clip — https://www.youtube.com/wat… (fast forward to 4.25)
surprised me.

Without a doubt, Annie crystallized my fondness for Burnett, Curry and Peters.

They were referring to the girl playing Molly, but I suppose in an abstract sense, that's what happens when one person so clearly dominates a film/TV show/play.

Oh yes, I know that one — The Hollywood Hall of Shame, I think.

You hit the nail on the head with Beauty and the Beast.

It's always funny to think how attractiveness varies over the years. For instance, I was surprised to realize that Mark Harmon was really, really hot circa Summer School.

No we don't.