Now please, please don't get me wrong, I'm as populist as the next (most happiest) fella, but we're looking at a 2017-18 original musical slate with the following:

In a related not-quite random vein, the Walter Kerr was formerly known as the Ritz.

"You Gotta Have a Hungry Heart"

"Oh my God, I just flunked that kid in my class!"
"You did what in his ass?"

In Soviet Russia …

I would have gotten away with it, if it weren't for you fucking kids.

The backstroke.

D'oh! Uh … he hates them both. Yeah, that's the ticket …

Looking at the list of Dean Martin roasts, it's hilarious when they'd get people not really known for being funny (John Lindsay) or tentatively at best connected to the roast subject (Cindy Williams for Angie Dickinson).

So, if they're going for the sadism of This Is Your Life, can we count on appearances by Kim, Ireland or William?

He better werk.

Yeah, that wasn't the best nit to pick. I should note I like the film just fine.

Counterpoint (?) — Being There, although that's less funny ha-ha and more satire.

There was quite a bit of music in that one, like "The Penis Song," or the dress-up montage to "Shake Your Groove Thing," or everyone singing "I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing" so Selma Blair's date would lose his erection and he could slide out of her mouth (they were both too excited).

He seems like he'd be a bit of a handful, but that body …

Exactly.

-Your creepy Republican uncle.

You know me so well.

Eh, Colton Haynes (one of the supporting castmembers) already showed me what I wanted to see on Instagram.

You pick the response!